theidiotking:

  • “OKAYYYYYYY….“ 
  • “You’re WEIRD.”
  • “What are you smoking?” and/or “I want some of what YOU’RE on.”
  • <eye roll>
  • “Yeah… not so much.”
  • “Not sure what THAT was all about, but…”
  • “Riiiiiiiiiight.”
  • “Anywayyyyyyyyyyy…”
  • “Um, random much?”
  • “I never developed the social skills one needs to have a fun back and forth with someone, nor do I understand/know how to process humor, so consider this a defense mechanism kicking in. Sorry!”

(via mykicks)

Source: theidiotking
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